It looks like the folks over at Miracle Ear are trying to expand their market to younger consumers. Taking notice of the massive amount of business they are receiving from ridiculously loud stoner metal, they have begun a new campaign of sponsoring shows around the country. Their first offering to the soon to be deaf public will be Jucifer tonight at the End. "Who else should we start with but a band that is synonymous with hearing loss," said spokesman Ted Meddle.
Miracle Ear will be on hand giving out pamphlets to crowd members, and demonstrating that everyone in attendance already has significant hearing loss after the show. They have also been kind enough to supply 4 extra Sunn cabinets to all the bands. Ear plugs are allowed, but discouraged.
Come see Jucifer with Meltface's Evil Bebos at the End tonight. Show starts at 10 pm and costs $7.